This blog is useless. The end.

I decided since I am such a big deal that I'd create a blog to pacify the surmounting desire for the masses to read about my extremely dull and boring life. And sometimes, if you are lucky, in the midst of all the monotony, a rare jewel of humor and intrigue will surface. Unlikely, yes. But maybe.

Since it is 3:30 am, I really have very few thoughts to offer. But the few I do have are as follows:
1) I am a very funny person.
2) I dislike people unable to face confrontation.
3) Secretly, as of about 12 hours ago, I have become obsessed with country music.
4) Wallyball has caused an odd egg-shaped bruise to surface on my left arm.
5) After 1am I unfortunately tend to curse like a truck driver for no reason at all.
6) The position I am laying in has caused a severe cramp to surface in the back of my neck.
7) My room is absolutely filthy.
8) I need to still do my taxes. I tried last night and got all kinds of confused.
9) I may potentially be a stalker.
10) When I close my eyes, I feel like I am floating. But not in a delightful way. More in a "I am stuck floating in a bowl of petroleum jelly" way. I think this signals my need to sleep (but I should possibly attempt at doing so with my eyes open).

Probably more humdrum tomorrow. Since, you know, I only have about a thousand things to do instead. Oh well, it'll give me a break from facebook.